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Stalkin yo bitch
Bob the Maid
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos
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i do this really cute thing where i read your message then forget to reply
The Stranger, Albert Camus (via thoughts-of-a-failed-writer)
So basically Lemony Snicket predicted tumblr.
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my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”
I need to get a real job so I can stop crying over expensive lingerie and start crying in expensive lingerie
pizza cones
i need to stop reblogging pizza but this like come one everyone has to reblog this its orgasmic
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env0:
To me, this post might be just as important as the bible.
One of my classes. My elderly teacher taught us this because he really cared about books.
Why does no one teach us these things anymore?
I get so uppity when someone breaks the binding on my books.
I’m just a terrible person and the first thing I do with big books is break the binding.
This needs to be reblogged. Just in case this manages to reach someone who might in the future borrow a book of mine, and who might otherwise bring my wrath down upon them by mistreating said book.
remember to smell it too
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we are the future